ven0moth:

ven0moth:

who’s the best at embracing their inner child?

pregnant women

eggito:

eggito:

me: hey accept me into your school

college: whats ur gpa

me: 4.20

college: youre in

it just struck me that a 4.20 is actually a really good gpa and a lot of colleges would probably accept u for it


You know your buds sticky as fuck when..

zooeyclairedeschanel:

i have no interest in small talk tell me about ur childhood and what ur parents are like and how many siblings u have and if u are afraid of death or if u believe in an afterlife and what ur favorite movie is and if u like romantic comedies or horror movies or action movies and what kind of music u like and why and tell me the bands or artists u loved in middle school but are too ashamed to admit to anyone else

aw that sucks :(
me as a professional therapist  (via losergirlfriend)
ronaldkunsmcnuggies:

i got a violation ticket today but at least i looked decent