massiv3:

so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

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this is not what i want to be remembered for

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

lionza:

“it doesn’t mean anything, it’s just a word”

um

i’m pretty sure that’s the point of words

to mean established things in order to make communication possible

unfesant:

Pokemon ORAS: Primal Kyogre and Groudon

A Denny’s Haiku

dennys:

Are you feeling down?
Well we’ve got a solution
It is called Denny’s.

Como chingas.
- Ancient Mexican Proverb (via karinavonpeet)

seifukucat:

"push! PUSH!" the nurse screams in the delivery room. i can’t believe i’m going to lose a push-up contest in front of my newborn son

save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

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